I’m kind of sad that my brother is skeptical that a long distance relationship will work out between my boyfriend and I.
It’s understandable we’ve only been together for a short while and he’s leaving soon for pharm school.
But I can’t imagine being with anyone else because I don’t think anyone else can put up with me LOL and I will now quote him to show how ridiculous I am
"did you just grope my veins again???"
"are those test tubes in your purse…"
"I feel like i’m dating an anime character"
"you just wore your underwear inside out…"
'I haven't had a girl ask me how to kiss someone since middle school”
"are you talking to my genitals?!"
"I said turn left, not patient left"
"hey you need to look both ways before crossing the street!!!!"
2 days later : “what did I say about looking both ways…”
"I haven’t kissed a girl in pig tails since middle school"